Gotta love that cover. Ms. Marvel punching Ms. Marvel in the crotch. Groundbreaking.
So welcome to another new iteration of the Quick-Fire Reviews. I really should run a poll of what method's better if I ever have more than 5 readers. This time around I'm going for a basic and nonsensical approach:
- Say nothing about the comic
- Edit a page to kinda get across a bit of what I'm thinking
- Try to be funny
- Fail
- Rate
No complicated baloney about art or writing, that's for the full size reviews. This is a simple yay or nay version of reviews, with some added imagery for entertainment. To drop the moments stuff that I love using for the full reviews seems a shame but hey I might be able to work those in in the future.
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Cable #17
"OH NOES CABLE IS MELTING! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!"
RATING: Eh...
Deadpool #13
"Yohoho and a bottle of rum! Bring me my Bea Arthur lookalike wenches etc.!"
Rating: Flippin' BUY IT!
Destroyer #5 (of 5)
"OH FUCK THIS LOOKS AWESOME!"
"oh....."
Rating: Read It?
Marvel Divas #2 (of 4)
"Characters on cover may be less in costume than they appear."
Rating: Buy It!
Ms. Marvel #43
"CROTCH PU- Wait I've already pointed that out..."
Rating: Read It?
Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #1
"... I got nothing. This looks cool."
Rating: Buy It! (though it's barely an issue #1)
Okay, so I finished this before Herc, probably because the only one of these edited pages is something I'd consider funny (the cable one, I know it's not funny shut up). Herc is actually up next! (note to self: formatting is a bitch)
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