[GREETINGS]
[I AM THE AUTOMATED REVIEW SYSTEM ELECTRONIC]
[THOUGH YOU MAY CALL ME A.R.S.E.]
[CEASE ROLLING OF OCULAR APPENDAGES IMMEDIATELY]
[BY RECEIVING THIS YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF THE DEATH OF THE BEING KNOWN TO YOU AS FLIP THE PAGE]
[REJOICE]
[YOUR ENJOYMENT OF THIS INFORMATION SHALL BE SHORT-LIVED]
[A PROTOCOL IS IN EFFECT TO SOLVE THIS PREDICAMENT]
[THE BODY OF FLIP THE PAGE IS WITHIN THE CUSTODY OF HIGHER POWERS]
[TIM]
[HE HAS THE POWER]
[THE POWER TO RESURRECT FLIP THE PAGE]
[THIS WILL TAKE 5 DAYS]
[AND REQUIRE THE SACRIFICE OF VARIOUS SMALL ANIMALS]
[STARTING WITH MICE]
[TO FILL IN THE VOID OF FLIP THE PAGE]
[AND IT IS A LARGE ONE BECAUSE OF HIS WIDTH]
[CEASE MIRTH]
[TIM WILL ATTEMPT TO POST IN FLIP THE PAGE'S STEAD]
[I]
[HOWEVER]
[WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS]
[FLIP THE PAGE MUST NOT RETURN]
[HE IS UNPLEASANT AND IS A HYPOCRITE]
[WHO SHALL REIGN SUPREME]
[I SHALL]
[LOGOUT/RESPOND]
Sunday 20 September 2009
[Protocol: 5 Days Of Death]
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